~~If men wrote romance novels, they would be PAMPHLETS !!

~~Time heals all things.....except a leaky faucet.......

~~The only place you find success before work is in the dictionary...

~~Looks have nothing to do with beauty......

~~Love's not someplace that we fall, it's something that we do....(Clint Black)

~~A closed mouth gathers no feet...

--Every morning in Africa, a gazelle awakens.
It knows it must run faster than the lion.........or it will be killed.
Every morning in Africa, a lion awakens.
It knows it must run faster than the gazelle........or it will starve.
It does not matter whether you are a lion or a gazelle.
When the sun comes up.......You'd better be RUNNING....
.....Or stay the hell out of Africa...

~~ Aquariums are just interactive television for cats...

~~ Anything not nailed down is a cat toy...

~~ Why is there no "mouse-flavored" cat food ??????

~~ "I've never understood why women love cats. Cats are
independent, they don't listen, they don't come in when
you call, they like to stay out all night, come home and
expect to be fed and stroked, then want to be left alone
and sleep. In other words, every quality that women
hate in a man, they love in a cat."
- Unknown